This was so funny to me when I read about it so I knew I had to share it with my readers. Apparently, a Denver science teacher invented a new blanket to help improve the “marriage bed.” The press release states how Francis Bibbo came up with the idea:
“He said he got the idea from military chemical suits, which use the same kind of fabric. He had bought a suit at a surplus store years ago and tried using it during his bow hunts for deer in order to prevent the sensitive noses of deer from detecting his normal human scent. But he noticed that if one were to ‘pass wind’ while wearing the suit, it was undetectable to the human nose.”
So if you have the problem of your spouse passing gas while in the bed, you may want to look into getting one of these blankets. If you’d like to keep the smell of farts from disrupting your sleep or bedtime, then this blanket could be the answer. The price is $119.95 for a queen size comforter. For more information or to order, visit TheBetterMarriageBlanket.com.
This is hilarious! Probably very useful, though. I am so forwarding this on to my husband.
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